p is for poop

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Originally uploaded by cora_lynn

funny story (at least to me):

i work in a scrapbook store. we have a public bathroom, single potty, with a door that locks. one day i came in to work on a saturday morning around 9:45am to open the store at 10am. i take out the garbage and usually clean up the bathroom. the night before ladies are scrapbooking until 1 or 2am! anyways. this one morning there was a dried up puddle of pee on the floor next to the toilet. yeah, dried up so it had to have been from the night before. now they are there late so i don't expect the previous employee (usually one of the owners) to inspect every square inch of the store. no problem. i clean it up and tell her.

then, another day i come in early on a week day to cover the store for a few hours so the owners can go to some meeting or something. well, i get there and the owner is helping a customer so i go around checking things out and sure enough... there is... no lie... a piece of dried up crap lying on the floor in the bathroom! so i tell her about it and she can't believe it. i told her i'm not going to work after her ever again! which, totally isn't possible.

so this past saturday when i got in to the store, i was like,... i bet she did something funny in the bathroom this time. but i went about my morning taking out the garbage and forgot to peek in the bathroom. lo and behold a bit later she comes in and says "did you look in the bathroom yet?" i ran to the bathroom and said, "i KNEW it" sure enough there was the word poop on the seat of the potty!

hahaha. well, i thought it was funny. :^P