Tuesday, December 23, 2008
now for something funny
*****
Tickle Me Elmo:
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.
The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the personnel manager's door.
The foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up,
putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The personnel manager decides to see this for himself, so the 2 men march
down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that
there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really
beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by
mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The personnel manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
"but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.'
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Monday, December 15, 2008
Hooray!
I'm attempting to upload pictures from my camera, but I had to charge the battery and find the cable. The battery holds a charge for about ten minutes... and I'm not exaggerating!
Check out my sister's blog: www.xanga.com/rainfall_fj
She's coming to visit me soon!
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Friday, December 12, 2008
no time
The bad thing is that I'm tired all the time. That's no fun. A tired Cora is a cranky Cora.
I've missed my computer time and my tv time. But a paycheck is very much worth it.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Monday, December 08, 2008
My friend Vanessa
I love you, Vanessa!
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Thanksgiving was great!
On Wednesday, I worked. I went home, picked up the hubby and we drove 2hrs, 45 min to Hanford, CA to spend the night with my Grandma. Then next day we went to breakfast at IHOP. Then we dropped off Grandma at home and the two of us went to my cousin's house for Thanksgiving dinner. It was us, my Aunt Nina, Uncle Dave, Cousin Roddy and his wife Kim, their kids, Brianna and Joseph. There was also a neighbor kid named Jonathan and Kim's parents. And one other lady that I don't remember her name or relation (sorry).
We ate til we were stuffed then we got out some cards and played Nertz until 8 or so. Kim was going to go to a movie around 9:30pm and then she was going black friday shopping! Crazy!
Joam and I went back to Grandma's and sat with her for a bit. The next day we went to breakfast with my Aunt Nina and Grandma... then we went to JC Penney's so Grandma could buy me some work clothes for Christmas. (: I saved $158!
I think I'm missing some things but I have to go. I'll edit and update soon.
Friday, November 21, 2008
My New Job
BUT after lunch my boss stopped by my desk... which is a rarity. I really could go the whole day without talking to a SOUL! anyways, she stopped by and was like, when you get to a stopping point and need a break, come by my office.
My heart started pounding!!! Did I mess something up? No, she would have told me. She wouldn't have let me continue doing something wrong. I was working fast to finish my current pile to get in there to find out. Twenty minutes later I pop in there and she's like, First off, let me tell you that you are doing a great job. (: Well, the short version is that I'll not be doing the boring data entry anymore. I'll be moved to the scanning room! Which is sorting, scanning, filing, etc. I'm going to consider it a promotion! (:
I now have to show up at 7:30am instead of 8am. Which means I'll have to leave at 6:30am instead of 7am. Which means I'll have to wake up at 5:30am instead of 6am. crazy.
Some of the things I like about waking up early: coffee, having a schedule which helps me remember to take a vitamin, listening to www.robarnieanddawn.com (:
The things I don't like about having a job: not having as much time online as i was spending, not having time to hang out with hubby who just got back from hawaii, not having as much time to watch the television that i've been sucked into! I used to watch 2, 3 shows at the MOST! and now, there's something "good" on just about every night!
ok, i'm off to play left4dead with my little brother and husband.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
I got the job!
AAAAAAAAAnd, I got a call from Target offering me a job about thirty minutes after I accepted the temp one! Which is probably a good thing, but hey... target! I could have had a discount.
Friday, November 14, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
For a good cause...
http://www.facebook.com/inbox/?ref=mb#/event.php?eid=11245747740
www.twloha.com
http://www.myspace.com/towriteloveonherarms
...to bring awareness to people who deal with self-injury, depression, and thoughts of suicide. There is help. There are people who love you. And God really does love you.
1-800-DONT CUT
www.selfinjury.com
1-800-SUICIDE
Sunday, November 09, 2008
birthdays, birthdays
What happened nine months ago? Valentine's Day, that's what. At least that's my theory. Nine months prior to November is February, right? I have one word for you, "ew" (;
haha, just kidding about the "ew," I think it would be kind of cool knowing that you were the product of celebrating love. Well, I guess baby making is a celebration of love, usually. But you know what I mean.
I just wanted to give you something to read!
Monday, November 03, 2008
almost home!
LOOK AT HIS BEARD!!
Still, I can't wait to see him in person!
Friday, October 31, 2008
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Scrapbook Expo 2008
I will just share here a couple of my favorites.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
We are family!
Multimedia message
Originally uploaded by cora_lynn
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Aloha
Sunday, October 12, 2008
my week
i can't go into all the details, but most of it had to do with a sore back.
but saturday was my baby cousin's birthday, she turned two. pictures are on my phone, maybe i'll post them later. if you're lucky. (;



***you're lucky! i just got these from my mom-in-law. (:***
this week will be awesomer. even if my back's still not back to normal.
monday = sleep in, teach scrapbooking to k-3rd graders
tuesday = sleep in, teach scrapbooking to k-3rd graders
wednesday = sleep in, teach scrapbooking to k-3rd graders, hang out with my friends the Shreeves
thursday = sleep in, teach scrapbooking to k-3rd graders, hang out with my friend Grace (et al?)
friday = sleep in, scrapbook into the late night/early morning
saturday = work at the scrapbook store. it's the scrapbook expo in sacramento so we're having a crop party at the store during the day... and then heading over to the convention center to crop some more into the early morning!
fun time to be had by all...
hopefully my back will be all better by saturday because it's going to be a fun day.
Sunday, October 05, 2008
my friends
Some people I knew when I lived in Texas are in a band and they are going to take over the world one day... Eisley. Recently they were asked to perform at the local news station and here are two of their songs. My total favorite is Go Away. The other one is awesome, too. please take a moment to watch and listen. This is only 3 out of 5 of the band members. The one on the right is Sherry, she is sassy. The middle one is Stacy, she is shy. The one on the left is Chauntelle, she is serendipitous? I couldn't think of another s-word. The other band mates are the drummer Weston and the bass player Garron. They are brother and sisters and Garron is their cousin. Lovely family, truly lovely. The mom and dad have been mentors for me for the many, many years I lived in Texas. Their little siblings have been fun to play with. They have a beautiful house in East Texas that is always so welcoming.
Saturday, October 04, 2008
Friday, October 03, 2008
you might think i'm weird...
for those of you that don't know, i used to live in a small town two hours east of the Dallas/Ft. Worth area. the place i worked at for most of my time out there facilitated short term missions trips for young people (ages 13-18, with the leaders being older). Anyways, each summer 2,000-4,000 of them would fly from their home states to the great country of Texas were one of the staff members would pick them up and shuttle them to the campus for their training. from the campus they would then need shuttled back to the airport to fly to where ever it was they were going to go. and then they flew back from places like Africa, New Zealand, El Salvador, etc. then then were shuttled from the airport to the campus for "debriefing" and then they were shuttled back to the airport to fly home.
yeah, all that to say that i was at the airport many, many, many times. and i loved it. learning how to get from one side of the airport to the other the quickest way possible. i no longer work for that place. and since then, they have built a beautiful new terminal and a new tram system. i'm jealous. (:
boring post just because.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
p is for poop
i work in a scrapbook store. we have a public bathroom, single potty, with a door that locks. one day i came in to work on a saturday morning around 9:45am to open the store at 10am. i take out the garbage and usually clean up the bathroom. the night before ladies are scrapbooking until 1 or 2am! anyways. this one morning there was a dried up puddle of pee on the floor next to the toilet. yeah, dried up so it had to have been from the night before. now they are there late so i don't expect the previous employee (usually one of the owners) to inspect every square inch of the store. no problem. i clean it up and tell her.
then, another day i come in early on a week day to cover the store for a few hours so the owners can go to some meeting or something. well, i get there and the owner is helping a customer so i go around checking things out and sure enough... there is... no lie... a piece of dried up crap lying on the floor in the bathroom! so i tell her about it and she can't believe it. i told her i'm not going to work after her ever again! which, totally isn't possible.
so this past saturday when i got in to the store, i was like,... i bet she did something funny in the bathroom this time. but i went about my morning taking out the garbage and forgot to peek in the bathroom. lo and behold a bit later she comes in and says "did you look in the bathroom yet?" i ran to the bathroom and said, "i KNEW it" sure enough there was the word poop on the seat of the potty!
hahaha. well, i thought it was funny. :^P
Monday, September 29, 2008
Saturday, September 27, 2008
update on my cousin, Joshua
On Thursday, Joshua visited the surgeon and other doctors who saw him thru surgery. His blood pressure is doing much better. The will be reducing medicine for it.
His back is healing and everything looks good.
He can take a bath – YEAH!!
He cannot twist his hips or bend (NO CHUBBY CHECKER MUSIC)
He still need to wear his brace.
Follow up will be in 8 weeks.
Still continue to pray for healing
The plan is still to start college in January
The need for independence is much concern.
Friday, September 26, 2008
Multimedia message
is there something on my face?
I love how beautiful Charity looks and how silly PB looks. haha
Monday, September 22, 2008
2008 Joam's Birthday Suprise
Sunday, September 21, 2008
presents
My mom-in-law HATES dragonflies.
My cat doesn't know that.
Thursday, September 18, 2008
no way
http://www.vacant.cc/2008/09/taylor-called-me-around-4-and-said.html
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
from an email
() Gone on a blind date
() Skipped school
(x) Been to Canada
(x) Been to Mexico
(x) Been to Florida
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
(x) Been on the opposite side of the country
(x) Gone to Washington, DC
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
() Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons
() Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid for a meal with coins only?
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
() Made prank phone calls?
() Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
() Danced in the rain
() Written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(x) Watched the sunrise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
(x) Gone ice-skating
() Been skinny dipping outdoors
(x) Gone to the movies
1. Any nickname? not so much
2. Mother's name? Nyoka
3. Father's name? James
4. Favorite drink? iced chai
5. Body piercing? Ears
6. How much do you love your job? very much
7. Favorite vacation? our 5th ann. trip to Yellowstone
8. Ever been to Africa? no
9. Ever eaten cookies for dinner? Yes
10. Ever been on TV? Yes
11. Ever steal any traffic sign? no
12. Ever been in a car accident? yes
13. Drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle? 4 door
14. Favorite salad dressing? italian
15. Favorite pie? banana cream
16. Favorite number? 5
17. Favorite movie? um, moulin rouge or young guns
18. Favorite holiday? my birthday
19. Favorite dessert? peanut butter and chocolate ice cream from baskin robbins
20. Favorite food? bean burrito with no onions from taco bell
21. Favorite day of the week? right now it's mondays, it's like my saturday
22. Favorite brand of body wash? whatevers cheapest
23. Favorite toothpaste? what ever is on sale
24. Favorite Smell? my husband after i haven't seen him in a long while
25. What do you do to relax? read or sudoku
26. How do you see yourself in 10 years? 39? can't imagine right now.
27. How many siblings do you have? 2
28. How many children? 0
29. Furthest place you will send this message? my blog
30. Who will respond to this the fastest? doesn't matter, whoever wants to
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Swimming Season is Almost Over!
I think it's just three more weeks left at the local pool for lap swim. I hope we'll be able to find another pool that's year round. My cousin-in-law mentioned one in Lodi that's indoors.
Also, oh my gosh! I just went over to the Austin City Limits page to tell you what place Quiet Company ended up in and... the DIDN'T make it to the top 5! ): No way! They were top one and two but they didn't make it. My day is ruined. I'm sure they are so sad over there. I posted a video and everything! So, so, so sad. They missed 5th place by a little over 200 votes.
I'm sorry Taylor and Leah Muse (and the rest of the guys in the band).
Friday, September 12, 2008
Last request?
Hopefully that video works. (: You'll be able to see the adorable couple I mentioned before.
So Joam leaves for Hawaii in 11 days. He'll be gone for 3 months.
In other news... what happened to Judge David Young? There was some judge karen on today instead and I'm freaking out.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
16 votes in the lead
As for me, I'm searching for a part time job to supplement my income. Anyone know of something I can do in the mornings until 2pm? Preferably in the Elk Grove area. Preferably not in the arena of food preparation or serving. (:
I'm off to apply at wal-mart. Think they'll let me be a greeter? (:
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
Keep voting!
In other news... Here is what my life is like currently:
Sundays, either sleep in or go the family gathering for "Waffles"
Mondays, sleep in... do laundry, maybe swim some laps
Tuesdays, sleep in... drive to Roseville, teach scrapbooking to kids in Roseville's after school program, maybe swim some laps
Wednesdays, sleep in... hang out with cousin and her cute baby, maybe swim some laps
Thursdays, sleep in... drive to Roseville, teach scrapbooking to kids in Roseville's after school program, maybe swim some laps
Fridays, sleep in... no plans, maybe swim some laps
Saturdays, wake up at 8am, leave the house by 9am, drive to West Sacramento to work at the Scrapbook Addict from 10am until 6pm, then find some dinner
Yeah, that's pretty much all I do these days. I've kind of resorted back to hermit life. Which I almost never get out of completely. I'd like to wake up early again and walk in the mornings. But lately with the schedule I've been keeping I can't fall asleep before 2am anymore. Boo! The pool in Galt will be closing soon so I'll be out of a pool to swim in.
My hubby leaves for Hawaii in a few weeks. On the 23rd, to be exact. My goal while he's gone is to play more and lose weight. I dusted off my mom-in-law's old juicer and am wanting to do more of that. The only recipe I've made so far is one with granny apples and carrots. I may check out the library for juicing books.
Ok, I'm off to find my friend Brittany so I can cancel a swim pass for Elk Grove that I haven't been using. Tah-tah!
Monday, September 08, 2008
Please vote
Go here
Click on the Vote Now button
Give your email address
Check your email
Click on the link they sent you
That's it! They are currently in first but the second place band is close on their heels!
Check out the links provided above. They truly are great people.
please, please, please, please vote. (:
Thursday, September 04, 2008
updates
Today around 1:30 They took the ventilator off.
They turned his medications down low so that he would wake up and be able to breath on his own first. As soon as he was alert he wanted the tubes out of his mouth. After they took the tube out of his mouth he was able to talk. Complaining about being thirsty and hungry. Mainly thirsty.
We know that God is hearing prayers and healing him.
We ask to continue praying now for his nausea to go all away and that they can take more of the IVs off and the central line in his chest.
Also... for those of you who are Scrapbookers in Action!!!!! When's our next race? I say the October 5th, Cowtown Race. What about training? Races are expensive but training doesn't have to be! Well, except for the price of gas, you know. :P My first suggestion is one that Helen made: let's meet at the park by the sac zoo on Sunday mornings. Not too early though! What about 10am? Ok... now I want to hear yeahs or nays. And/Or other suggestions. We have to meet somewhere central to Galt, Elk Grove, South Sac, and wherever it is that A. is from! (:
Even if we don't do a race, lets get together (yeah, yeah, yeah) and get to steppin'!
Tuesday, September 02, 2008
please look
thanks
Saturday, August 30, 2008
You've gotta be kidding!?
Um
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Hooray for Friends!
I am very blessed to now know the Hartman family and to have gotten to love them as if I've always known them.
(I'll post pictures later)
Monday, August 18, 2008
Fun times
Happy Birthday to Selen and Harah, as I like to call them. (:
Thursday, August 14, 2008
this is cool
~Cora
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
yes, my parent's friend from when they lived in Italy
2. When was the last time you cried?
for the first time in a long time, i can't recall! (:
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
yup
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
hard salami
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
a dog and a cat
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
yes
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
i wouldn't say a lot, but yeah.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
yes
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
No
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
cinnamon toast crunch
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
not usually
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
no
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
baskin robbins peanut butter and chocolate
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
if they seem nice or mean
15. RED OR PINK?
pink
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF?
my weight
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
my sister
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?
not really sending it to anyone who hasn't done it.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
i'm not wearing any pants either! lol (i'm wearing shorts) and i'm barefoot currently
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
a penis shaped cookie
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
adam playing in a bubble bath
22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
watermelon
23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
my husband when i haven't seen him for weeks
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO?
adam
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
of course!
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
soccer sometimes. usually just live sports and it's especially fun when you know someone playing
27. HAIR COLOR?
brown
28. EYE COLOR?
hazel
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
no, but i should
30. FAVORITE FOOD?
oh man, anything that i shouldn't have, lately
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
either
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
strange wilderness
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
yellow
34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
summer!
35. HUGS OR KISSES?
hugs
36. FAVORITE DESSERT
banana split
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
no one
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND
no one
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING
the shack
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
i have a togo's mouse pad
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T. V. LAST NIGHT?
big brother 10!
42. FAVORITE SOUND
my husband laughing
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
the Beatles
44. WHAT IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME
Casas Grandes, Mexico
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT
i can sing okay
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
guantanamo bay, cuba naval hospital
47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK
anyones
Monday, August 11, 2008
My Cousin is Going to have Surgery
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=26918852125&ref=nf
My cousin, Joshua Dean, is going in for surgery on Sept 3 and I wanted to stop and ask that for those of you that do, please pray for him. Specifically for peace as he is going in.
The only photo I have of him and I is one from Thanksgiving 2006. We look retarded but I was running around the house getting people to do funny stuff with me. So he's making a silly face and I'm eating some food. (:

Joshua has Osteogenisis Imperfecta. I'm not sure what type, but I think it's one of the lower ones. He's having some surgery in/on his rib cage to make room for his growing organs. He seems to be in good spirits but it's still very scary.
Did you ever see that movie Unbreakable with Bruce Willis? Well, it's that same thing that Samuel Jackson's character had. It's just that the guy in the movie didn't have it as bad. I actually have three cousins with it, J.C., Joshua, and Nathan. J.C. and Joshua have the same type, I think. And Nathan is more like the guy in the movie.
Tuesday, August 05, 2008
boomerang and duckies
Sunday, August 03, 2008
My birthday was awesome!
On Thursday night during our Card Makers Anonymous class they brought cupcakes and purple-tinis. My friend got me Connect 4!
On Friday, my friend bought me lunch... Panda Express and another friend gave me one of those books with weird pictures of cats. I love it!
Friday night my mom-in-law took me (and hubby) to Chili's in Lodi where we met up with father-in-law, grandma-in-law, aunt-in-law, cousin-in-law, cousin-in-law's baby, cousin-in-law's baby's daddy. (: Much fun. The waiter even came out singing with a shake "the bad news is you're getting older, the good news is the shake is free!" Then we all went back to mom-in-law's house to play SingStar.
Saturday morning me and hubby headed for Fresno for the Bountiful Babes pool party at my cousin's house. Lots of fun. I have some photos:
There's more but I'll be back....




















